When Your Hobbies Get In The Way

Ah, Yes. I Remember My First Beer.

I Just Gave My Cat A Bath. Now How Do I Get All This Fur Off My Tounge?

So, I Can Hurt Now, Or Hurt Later.

Awards Mean Nothing To Comedians. What Matters Is The Audience, How You're Doing - Artistically, For The Most Part - At That Moment.

She Has Learned That Her Body Is Precious And It Mustn't Be Offered Carelessly Ever Again, As It Holds A Direct Connection To Her Heart.