When Your Hobbies Get In The Way

After One Of My Plays Came Out, I Had Mixed Reviews, Some Bad And Some Good. One Day, It Dawned On Me. I Thought, 'i Wrote A Play And He Wrote A Review, And That's The Difference Between Him And Me.'

I Opened The Show With This Line: "i Have Decided To Give The Greatest Performance Of My Life! Oh, Wait, Sorry, That's Tomorrow Night.

How To Make A Million Dollars: First, Get A Million Dollars

I Really Enjoy The Social Aspects Of Music As Much As Anything.

When Someone Less Capable Is Ahead Of Me, I Am Not Pleased. It Makes Me Insane.