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Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.

God, Come Down, If You're Really There - Well, You're The One Who Claims To Care!

Age Shouldn't Affect You. It's Just Like The Size Of Your Shoes - They Don't Determine How You Live Your Life! You're Either Marvellous Or You're Boring, Regardless Of Your Age.

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?