Whenever My Water Breaks It'll Be Like

I'm Such A Blonde. It Just Doesn't Make Sense For Me To Have Dark Hair.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

I Think That Having A Public Career Is A Bargain With The Devil.

Weight Watchers Is Not Intimidating. It's Not A Diet. It's A Lifestyle.

I'm Not Anorexic. I'm From Texas. Are There People From Texas That Are Anorexic? I've Never Heard Of One. And That Includes Me.