Wherever I Sit Is The Head Of

College Football Is A Game Which Would Be Much More Interesting If The Faculty Played Instead Of The Students, And Even More Interesting If The Trustees Played. There Would Be A Great Increase In Broken Arms, Legs, And Necks, And Simultaneously An Appreciable Diminution In The Loss To Humanity.

As Long As You Represent Me As Praising Alcohol I Shall Not Complain.

Man Is The Yokel Par Excellence, The Booby Unmatchable, The King Dupe Of The Cosmos. He Is Chronically And Unescapably Deceived, Not Only By The Other Animals And By The Delusive Face Of Nature Herself--by His Incomparable Talent For Searching Out And Embracing What Is False, And For Overlooking And Denying What Is True.

Giving Every Man A Vote Has No More Made Men Wise And Free Than Christianity Has Made Them Good.

In The Long Run All Battles Are Lost, And So Are All Wars.