Who Do You Think Has More Freedom:

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

The Addition Of Nuts In Salad... I Always Find To Be Beneficial.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.