Who Knew An Elf Queen Could Be

It's Only In Fairy Tales That Princesses Can Afford To Wait For The Handsome Prince To Save Them. In Real Life, They Have To Bust Out Of Their Own Coffins And Do The Saving Themselves.

But It’s There. Just Because I Haven’t Told Anyone Doesn’t Mean It Isn’t There, All The Time, Lurking In The Back Of My Mind, Like One Those Nsync Songs You Can’t Get Out Of Your Head.

Lana Looked At Me Like I’d Just Said I’d Never Watched Bring It On, Or Something.

You'll Blow Up A Helicopter, But You Won't Go Out With Me? What Is Wrong With You?

Hope Springs Eternal, Even In The Heart Of A Fat Girl.