Who Knew There Were So Many Ghosts

I'm Not A Painter Who's Saying, "i Want People To See My Work When I Die; It Will Be This And That." That's Not Satisfying To Me.

Many Republicans Have Always Reminded Me Of Professional Wwf Wrestlers. They Come Into The Ring All Pumped Up And Acting Like They're Invincible And That They're Going To Destroy Their Opponent. Then They Get Hit Once And Fall Down And Roll Around In Agony And Suddenly Seem Immobilized By Pain, Calling For The Ref To Intervene.

Wearing A Tuxedo Isn't As Simple As It Sounds. I've Been To A Lot Of Award Shows In Hollywood Over The Years And Have Seen Some Pretty Sad Tuxes. It's Surprisingly Easy To Go Off The Rails.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

Hey, I'm Like The Wayne Gretsky Of The Entertainment Biz - I Have Other People Do My Dirty Work While I Skate Around And Get To Be A Nice Guy. What Can I Say? I'm A Coward.