Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

You Rely Too Much On Brain. The Brain Is The Most Overrated Organ.

Love May Be The Answer, But Even Though You're Watching For The Solution, Intercourse Raises Some Rather Interesting Thoughts.

I Know What I Think But I Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. Maybe I Could Get A Little Bit Drunk And Dance It For You.

Let's Say There Was A Burning Building And You Could Rush In And You Could Save Only One Thing: Either The Last Known Copy Of Shakespeare's Plays Or Some Anonymous Human Being. What Would You Do?