Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free

I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. You Can Do As Much Time As You Like Without Having To Pause For Commercials.

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My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.