Whoever Loveth Me, Loveth My Hound.

And Peradventure We Have More Cause To Thank Him For Our Loss Than For Our Winning; For His Wisdom Better Seeth What Is Good For Us Than We Do Ourselves.

Every Man Has By The Law Of Nature A Right To Such A Waste Portion Of The Earth As Is Necessary For His Subsistence.

Lord, Give Me A Sense Of Humor So That I May Take Some Happiness From This Life And Share It With Others.

It Is A Wise Mans Part, Rather To Avoid Sickness, Than To Wish For Medicines.

No Living Creature Is Naturally Greedy, Except From Fear Of Want - Or In The Case Of Human Beings, From Vanity, The Notion That You're Better Than People If You Can Display More Superfluous Property Than They Can.