Why Am I In Hell? It Hurts.

I Use Everything. Turning Life Into Stories Is How I Make Sense Of My Experience. No Matter How Weird Or Disturbing Or Upsetting To Me Personally, It All Finds Its Way In There.

It's Always Interesting To See What The Real Enthusiasts Think, But They're Rarely Representative Of The Tastes Of The Wider Audience, So I Tend To Write For Myself, For An Imagined Smart 14-year-old, And For A Couple Of Friends Who Are Still Big Comics Fans.

From Now On, I'm Opting For Ontological Terrorism.

It's Quite Possible We May Actually Be Looking At Some Kind Of Super-sanity Here. A Brilliant New Modification Of Human Perception, More Suited To Urban Life At The End Of The Twentieth Century...he Creates Himself Each Day. He Sees Himself As The Lord Of Misrule And The World As A Theatre Of The Absurd.

I'm The Evil Mastermind Behind The Scenes. I'm The Wicked Puppeteer Who Pulls The Strings And Makes You Dance. I'm Your Writer.