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People Think That It's Fun To Meet Celebrities - But What Do You Mean By "celebrity"? Someone You Recognise? What Are They Famous For? It's People Who've Done Something That Are Exciting.

My Philosophy? Have A Laugh For As Long As You Can And Don't Get Run Over. Or Stabbed.

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Blasphemy: A Law To Protect An All-powerful, Supernatural Deity From Getting Its Feelings Hurt.

I Didn't Have Toys And Bikes; I'd Go Out And Pick Up Rocks. I Was Into Science And Nature. It Was My First Love. I Was Going To Be A Vet And A Marine Biologist. I Went To University And Studied Biology For Two Weeks And I Just Thought: "i've Been Conned!"