Why Can't The English Teach Their Children

We Met At Nine We Met At Eight I Was On Time No, You Were Late Ah Yes! I Remember It Well.

All To Often, However, What She [the Woman] Does Want Is The Man She Hopes She Will Make Out Of The Man She Already Has.

It's Not A Pretty Face, I Grant You. But Underneath Its Flabby Exterior Is An Enormous Lack Of Character.

You See What Happens Today. Women Act Like Men And Want To Be Treated Like Women.

Youth Has Many Glories, But Judgement Is Not One Of Them, And No Amount Of Electronic Amplification Can Turn A Belch Into An Aria.