Why Did God Give Me Two Ears

O, To Be Sure, We Laugh Less And Play Less And Wear Uncomfortable Disguises Like Adults, But Beneath The Costume Is The Child We Always Are, Whose Needs Are Simple, Whose Daily Life Is Still Best Described By Fairy Tales.

Her Cooking Suggested She Had Attended The Cordon Noir.

Some Things Are So Unexpected That No One Is Prepared For Them.

Words Sing. They Hurt. They Teach. They Sanctify. They Were Man's First, Immeasurable Feat Of Magic. They Liberated Us From Ignorance And Our Barbarous Past.

A Conservative Is One Who Admires Radicals Centuries After They're Dead.