Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.