Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast?

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)