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Wisdom Is Knowing When You Can't Be Wise.

Even The Greatest Was Once A Beginner. Don't Be Afraid To Take That First Step.

Most People Don't Pray Until They're In Trouble. When People Need Help They Pray A Lot. But After They Get What They Want, They Slow Down. If A Man Takes Five Showers A Day, His Body Will Be Clean. Praying Five Times A Day Helps Me Clean My Mind.

It Will Be A Killer, And A Chiller, And A Thriller, When I Get The Gorilla In Manila.

Be Loud, Be Pretty And Keep Their Black-hatin' Asses In Their Chairs