Why Do My Movies Make People Feel

There's A Trick To Being Whatever You Want To Be In Life. It Starts With The Simple Belief That You Are What Or Who You Say You Are.

We Love Dirty Oral On The Down Low, But No Going Steady.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets Out Alive Anyways.

Azrael: No Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater... Than Central Air.