Why Does The Blind Man's Wife Paint

Virtue May Not Always Make A Face Handsome, But Vice Will Certainly Make It Ugly.

Happiness Depends More On The Inward Disposition Of Mind Than On Outward Circumstances.

I Was Put To The Grammar-school At Eight Years Of Age, My Father Intending To Devote Me, As The Tithe Of His Sons, To The Service Of The Church.

Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Likes To See Us Happy.

There Are No Ugly Loves Nor Handsome Prisons.