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I Never Turned To Drink. It Seemed To Turn To Me.

An Investment In Education Always Pays The Highest Returns.

When Men Are Employed They Are Best Contented.

I Never Knew A Man Who Was Good At Making Excuses Who Was Good At Anything Else.

Let Me Resolve To Be Virtuous, That I May Be Happy, That I May Please Him, Who Is Delighted To See Me Happy. Amen.