Why Don't You Pair'em Up In Threes?

Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity Thing. I Like That. I Do.

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

I Was In The Invasion Of Normandy In Southern France.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.