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God Plays A Lot Of Jokes On Us To Get Our Attention.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

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I Think That If Writers Are Tempted To Do Other Things, They Ought To Go Do Other Things. They Should Not Write If They Don't Feel Like It. I Say This As A Competitor. I Am Not Interested In Encouraging People Who Are In Competition With Me.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.