Why Is It Called Tourist Season If

Environmentalists Changed The Word Jungle To Rain Forest, Because No One Would Give Them Money To Save A Jungle. Same With Swamps And Wetlands.

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

I've Never Owned A Telescope, But It's Something I'm Thinking Of Looking Into.

Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'