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Why Is It Illegal To Park In A Handicapped Parking Space But Okay To Go The Bathroom In A Handicapped Stall?
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Why Is It Illegal To Park In
Jerry Seinfeld
Why Is It Illegal To Park In A Handicapped Parking Space But Okay To Go The Bathroom In A Handicapped Stall?
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