Why Is The Rest Of The World

I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

Some Might Say That Sunshine Follows Thundergo And Tell It To The Man Who Cannot Shinesome Might Say That We Should Never Ponderon Our Thoughts Today Cos They Will Sway Over Timesome Might Say They Don't Believe In Heaven Go And Tell It To The Man Who Lives In Hellsome Might Say You Get What You've Been Givenif You Don't Get Yours I Won't Get Mine As Well

Kids And Family Life Are Only As Good As Your Wife, And She's Amazing.

Next Year I Hope To Get A Stalker Or Two Because I Don't Believe You've Arrived Until You Get A Stalker.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.