Why Is There So Much Month Left

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

I Am Thinking Of Taking A Fifth Wife. Why Not? Solomon Had A Thousand Wives And He Is A Synonym For Wisdom.

When Archaeologists Discover The Missing Arms Of Venus De Milo, They Will Find She Was Wearing Boxing Gloves.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.