Why Isn't Everything Exploding?!

It's Great That I Get Accused Of Not Being Politically Correct. People Need To Take Themselves Less Seriously. This World Is So Screwed Up As It Is, We've All Got To Relax A Bit More.

You'll Hear People Say Now, 'oh, I Don't Want To See Something In 3-d. That's Wrong, Because What They've Seen Is 3-d Done Poorly.

I Filmed My First Little Super 8 Movie By Stealing My Mum's Super 8 Camera Where I Set Some Fires To Some Of The Models, Which Actually Caught The Drapes Of My Bedroom On Fire! The Fire Department Came. I Was Grounded For Three Weeks And It Was My Very First Movie.

I Make Movies For Teenage Boys. Oh, Dear, What A Crime.

A Lot Of Directors Don't Want The Pressure Of A Movie The Size Of Pearl Harbor. But I Love It. I Thrive On It.