Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

I Think They Assign Things To Students Which Are Way Over Their Heads, Which Destroy Your Love Of Reading, Rather Than Leading You To It. I Don't Understand That. Gosh.

Charlie Brown Got Hit With A Line-drive!" "does Anyone Here Know Anything About First-aid?" "it's Probably Not Serious... Second Or Third-aid Will Do.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.