Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

Yesterday I Was A Dog. Today I'm A Dog. Tomorrow I'll Probably Still Be A Dog. Sigh! There's So Little Hope For Advancement.

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

Snoopy (musing On His Rooftop): Good Grief! Is It November Already? My Life Is Going By Too Fast. I Think Someone Pushed The "fast Forward" Button.

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.