Why Paris? Paris Needs No Reason. Paris

She Wasn't Only Gay, She Was A Gay Elf.

I Like You Because You Were Mad. And You're Pretty. And Pretty Sane For A Mad Person.

I Could Pretend, At Least, And If I Pretended Long Enough, Maybe I Could Make It Into A Reality.

The Funny Thing About Stop Signs Is That They're Also Start Signs.

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