Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I've Always Defined Myself As A Writer, I've Never Decided What It Was I Was Gonna Write. [...] I Always Fancied Myself One, But I'm Not. I'm So Far From A Writer.

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.