Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's

I'm A Complete Egomaniac. It Makes Me Feel Terrible To Say [being Interviewed] Is Hard. It's Taxing In A Way. Just 'cause It's A Lot Of Mental Energy Just To Keep Focused. I Actually Think It's Harder For Journalists.

I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything That Was In Backstage.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

I Am Realizing How Old I Am 'cause I Am Meeting So Many People That Were Born In The 80s, Which Is Crazy To Me That I Was Going Through Puberty And [they Weren't] Even Alive.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.