Why Take Life Seriously? No One Gets

Don't Be Afraid To Do Weird Stuff, So Long As You Do It Cheaply And Cover Everyone's Bets. Be Bold. Be Stupid, If You Have To: So Long As You Don't Hurt Anybody, What's It Matter How Dopey Your Dream Is? If I Hadn't Made Tusk? If I'd Let It Die As A Podcast? I Wouldn't Have Three Other Movies I'm Now Making Within The Span Of A Year. Some Folks Will Try To Shame You For Trying Something Outside The Norm; The Only Shame Is In Not Trying To Accomplish Your Dreams.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

I Always Wanted To See If I Could Sell A Movie To The Public Without Doing Any Marketing Because My Philosophy Was Like, 'hey Man, I'm Reaching My Audience Everyday. I'm Twittering With Them. I'm In Direct Contact With Them On The Podcast.'

Azrael: No Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater... Than Central Air.

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment. In Fact, Maybe That's Really It. In Anything I've Ever Written, All The Characters Sound Like Me, Which I Don't Think Is A Bad Thing.