Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

I Had A Parakeet That Used To Fly Around The House And Crash Into These Huge Mirrors My Mother Put In. Ever Heard Of This Interior Design Principle, That A Mirror Makes It Seem Like You Have An Entire Other Room? What Kind Of Jerk Walks Up To A Mirror And Goes, Hey Look, There's A Whole Other Room In There. There's A Guy That Looks Just Like Me In There.

I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?

To Me, If Life Boils Down To One Thing, It's Movement. To Live Is To Keep Moving.