Why Would You Go Out And Not

I Find It Very Annoying When People Want To Sit Next To Each Other At A Booth.

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I Like To Laugh. It's Kind Of Escapism. I Like To Make People Laugh. And I Kind Of Like People Just To Have To Not Think About Anything

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

Whoever Calls And Asks Me To Do Stuff And Obviously, With Having Your Own Tv Show, People Want You To Get Involved. They Know You're A Stand-up Comedian So They're Always Looking For Somebody Funny To Host An Event.