Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.