Wisdom Knows When To Return Death's Embrace.

Procrastination Makes Easy Things Hard, Hard Things Harder.

History Takes Place Between The Fall And The Apocalypse, With A Narrow Escape Route Called Salvation.

Self-congratulation Pleases Only The Speaker.

Modernized By Tin Roofs And T-shirts, Third World Poverty Is No Longer Picturesque.

By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.