Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

I Answered My Father's Demands For Sympathy With Silence.

Looking Backward At What Has Been Lost, I Feel Sad, Then Indifferent, And At Last Relieved.

Studying The Past May Suggest New Ways Of Going Wrong.

Vacations Prove That A Life Of Pleasure Is Overrated.