Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should

My Body Has Certainly Wandered A Good Deal, But I Have An Uneasy Suspicion That My Mind Has Not Wandered Enough.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.