Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But My Own.

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

I'll Go And See Anything So Long As It Amuses Me, Or Moves Me. If It Doesn't Do Either I Want To Go Home.