With Decrepitude, Longevity Has Overshot The Mark.

Excrement Can Never Be Culturally Elaborated To The Extent That Nutriment Can.

Mistakes Are The Only Universal Form Of Originality.

The Dignified Catastrophes Of Tragedy Bear Little Resemblance To The Slow Ruin Inflicted By Life.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.

People Are Reluctant To Cite Boredom As Grounds For Divorce.