With Me A Change Of Trouble Is

The World Is Becoming Like A Lunatic Asylum Run By Lunatics.

What Do You Want To Be A Sailor For? There Are Greater Storms In Politics Than You Will Ever Find At Sea. Piracy, Broadsides, Blood On The Decks. You Will Find Them All In Politics.

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.

One Day While Lloyd George Was Making A Political Speech Before A Big Crowd, A Heckler Yelled, "wait A Minute, Mr. George. Isn't It True Your Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware Around Here In An Oxcart Hauled By A Donkey?" Lloyd George Replied, "i Digress Just A Moment And Thank The Gentlemen For Calling That To My Attention. It Is True, My Dear Old Grandfather Used To Peddle Tinware With An Old Cart And A Donkey. As A Matter Of Fact, After This Meeting Is Over, If My Friend Will Come With Me, I Will Show Him That Old Cart, But I Never Knew Until This Minute What Became Of The Ass."

If The People Really Knew [the Truth] The War Would Be Stopped Tomorrow. But Of Course They Don't Know And Can't Know.