With Shakespeare, If You're Not Going To

You Go To The Hospital Your Wife's In Labor And You're Doing The Thing, And Then It's Very Disorienting And Scary And You Beat Yourself Up And You Go Through A Whole Period Of 'woe Is Me' And Then You Realize That This A Gift, This Child Is The Light, And If You Can Nourish That Light And Just Let It Shine, You Have An Opportunity To Get Closer To What I Think Is God.

I'm A Homebody. If I'm Not Working I'm With My Family Being A Dad.

Tv Tends To Look For The Living Equivalents Of Squeaky-clean Kens And Barbies, But With My Dial I'm More Like Ken's Dirty Old Uncle.

My Son, Max, Was Born The Day Princess Di Died.

Groups Like The Naacp, The Anti-defamation League, Now And Glaad, Will Respond To Derisive Language Directed At Their Constituents. The Price Paid By Those Who Cavalierly Chose To Verbally Disrespect The Dignity Of African Americans, Jews, Women And Homosexuals Is Steep.