With Sociology One Can Do Anything And

Reading Someone Else's Newspaper Is Like Sleeping With Someone Else's Wife. Nothing Seems To Be Precisely In The Right Place, And When You Find What You Are Looking For, It Is Not Clear Then How To Respond To It.

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

If God Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments - We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I Ought To Have Guessed You Were Friends.