Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin,

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.

I've Flown Across America, I've Scaled Fences, I've Stood Under Windows And Gone Out Of My Way Hundreds Of Times. I'm A Hopeless Romantic. There's No Hope For Me.

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.

Just Stay True To Yourself And True To Wut You Believe.