Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin,

The Best Thing Is Being Really Close. The Worst Thing Is Being Really Close.

I Think The Terrorists Are Just Idiots.

People Think That I'm A Really Outgoing Person Because Of How I Am On Stage. But I'm Not. I'm Really Shy.

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.