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My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Am Pretty Tenacious As A Perfectionist In Terms Of Getting Something Right.

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.