Without Spam, We Wouldn't Have Been Able

The United States Will Eventually Fly The Communist Red Flag…the American People Will Hoist It Themselves.

The Americans Have Surrounded Our Country With Military Bases And Threatened Us With Nuclear Weapons, And Now They Will Learn Just What It Feels Like To Have Enemy Missiles Pointed At You; We'd Be Doing Nothing More Than Giving Them A Little Of Their Own Medicine.

There Are Still Some People Who Think That We Have Stalin To Thank For All Our Progress, Who Quake Before Stalin's Dirty Under-draws, Who Stand At Attention And Salute Them.

The Main Difference For The History Of The World If I Had Been Shot Rather Than Kennedy Is That Onassis Probably Wouldn't Have Married Mrs Khrushchev.

If You Don't Like Us, Don't Accept Our Invitations And Don't Invite Us To Come To See You. Whether You Like It Or Not, History Is On Our Side. We Will Bury You.