Witty And Mean Is Easy - But

Well We've Moved Through The Funfair A Bit – We've Done The Rollercoaster, Now We're On The Ghost Train.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

You Could Only Draw Conclusions About My Personal Sexual Politics If You Proceed From The Assumption That I Was Presenting The Characters As The Way It Is And The Way It Ought To Be. But Both Are Clearly Defined As Deranged – It’s Love Among The Mad. He’s A Psycopath, So Is She. She’s Prepared To Throw Him To The Dogs Until He Works Out The Code, He’s Prepared To Let Her Nearly Get Executed. They’re Not Really Going To Buy A House And A Volvo Together. I’m Not Saying This Is How People Should Date!

The Doctor: Doctor Song, You've Got That Face On Again. River: What Face? The Doctor: The "he's Hot When He's Clever" Face. River: This Is My Normal Face. The Doctor: Yes It Is. River: Oh, Shut Up. The Doctor: Not A Chance.

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!