Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're

Onstage I Do All The Stuff I'd Never Do In Real Life, Like Lashing Out At People Who Make Me Mad Or Freaking Out In A Long Bank Lineup. Performing Allows Me To Fulfill All The Sicko Fantasies I've Ever Had.

Nine Out Of Ten Americans Believe That Out Of Ten People, One Person Will Always Disagree With The Other Nine!

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.