Woman Is The Root Of All Evil.

For All Riches Come From Iniquity, And Unless One Were To Lose Another Could Not Gain. Hence The Common Adage Seems To Me To Be Very True: The Rich Man Is Unjust Or The Heir Of An Unjust One.

For The Preservation Of Chastity, An Empty And Rumbling Stomach And Fevered Lungs Are Indispensable.

Virginity Can Be Lost By A Thought.

Athletes As A Rule Are Stronger Than Their Backers; Yet The Weaker Presses The Stronger To Put Forth All His Efforts.

Without Doubt, The Lord Grants All Favors Which Are Asked Of Him In Mass, Provided They Be Fitting For Us.