Woman Is The Root Of All Evil.

No One Cares To Speak To An Unwilling Listener. An Arrow Never Lodges In A Stone: Often It Recoils Upon The Shooter Of It.

The Scriptures Are Shallow Enough For A Babe To Come And Drink Without Fear Of Drowning And Deep Enough For Theologians To Swim In Without Ever Reaching The Bottom.

Matrimony Is Always A Vice, All That Can Be Done Is To Excuse It And Sanctify It; Therefore It Was Made A Religious Sacrament.

Marriage Is Good For Those Who Are Afraid To Sleep Alone At Night.

What Cannot Be Changed Cannot Be Blamed.