Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit

Verily, The Best Of Husbands Hath Many Raw Edges, And Many Unnecessary Pleats In His Temper, And Many Wrinkles In His Disposition, Which Must Be Removed.

A Good Woman Is Known By What She Does; A Good Man By What He Doesn't.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Every Man Wants A Woman To Appeal To His Better Side, His Nobler Instincts, And His Higher Nature - And Another Woman To Help Him Forget Them.