Woo Woo, Secret Vampire Stuff!

And By Golly, Love Sure Was A Battlefield. Benatar Was Right About That.

Though I Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror, I Wasn't Really Seeing My Reflection. I Was Seeing, Very Clearly, That—at The Moment—i Was All In The World That Eric Could Think Of As His Own. I Had Better Not Fail Him.

Life Should Imitate Romance Literature Far More Often.

If I Quit Having Fun, Then It's Time For Me To Quit Working.

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