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I Do A Couple Of Hundred Press-ups A Day But I Haven't Been To A Gym In Years.

I Don't Like Kids That Are Pushed Into Things By Stage Mums, But When I Can See They Are Having A Good Time, They're Excited And Enjoying The Process, Then I Think It's Wrong To Discriminate.

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I Think Of Stress As The Creator Of Cancer And Heart Attacks, Like A Tiny Little Ball You Feed. I Believe That One Of The Reasons I've Never Got Ill Is That I'm Not Stressed.