Work Is A Form Of Nervousness.

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

Charlemagne Either Died Or Was Born Or Did Something With The Holy Roman Empire In 800.

The Pencil Sharpener Is About As Far As I Have Ever Got In Operating A Complicated Piece Of Machinery With Any Success.

In Preparing The Soil For Planting, You Will Need Several Tools. Dynamite Would Be A Beautiful Thing To Use, But It Would Have A Tendency To Get The Dirt Into The Front-hall And Track Up The Stairs.

A Great Many People Have Come Up To Me And Asked How I Manage To Get So Much Work Done And Still Keep Looking So Dissipated.